thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

(via robertdowneyhumor)

korrigantsionnach:

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

holy fuck

(Source: itssexualhour, via the-loser-kid)

zootedboy:

damn another one of my friends is pregnant

maybe i should start thinking about starting a family

of blunts to smoke cause this shit got me stressed

(via stoner-in-disguise)

"I didn’t even try to love you, it just happened."

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"Fuck her until she cums, after that continue to fuck her."

Anonymous (via dogbitedog)

Yes 😍😩

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